Jokes on this book are one liners because there are cheaper to produce and distribute. Nonetheless, we warn the readers they will not get any discount. Our policy is not to transfer our savings to potential customers. It is more profitable to make you laugh than to make you cry. Humor is a serious matter, and it should not be taken lightly. Jewish humor is an inexhaustible source of comfort and relief for those of us who practice it.Humor is a serious matter because it allows processing pain and suffering in an elegant and pleasant way. We Jews have a preponderant participation on the world humor because no one suffers like we do. Our suffering is expressed through our humor. Our tribute to Jewish humor masters: Woody Allen, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Dangerfield, Scholem Aleijem.Jewish humor is one of our many contributions to the Occidental cultural heritage. The more they make us suffer, the more we respond with humor. One of the advantages of being a Jew is being able to write this book without being accused of anti-Semitism. Only Jews are morally and ethically allowed to laugh at themselves. We must clarify that this book is not a recompilation of preexisting jokes but fresh material, brand new, ready to dazzle, written by the author and based on his own experiences and sufferings. Pitch done, let’s talk business : Stop suffering! Buy this book and start laughing, It´s better than crying! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Ted Gitzke. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/108649/bk_acx0_108649_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Something in the Air: Booktrack Edition adds an immersive musical soundtrack to your audiobook listening experience!*This is the 20th of 37 Emma Lathen best sellers; it features John Putnam Thatcher, SVP of the Sloan Guaranty Trust. A discount airline is considering going from a profitable commuter line to a major coast-to-coast airline, taking on the big guys. An internal fight breaks out, and the Sloan is involved through a loan and stock in a trust it manages, so John Putnam must get involved with his henchmen Gabler as auditor and Trinkham as insighter. This is great fun and deals with many pieties, making it a must-listen.*Booktrack is an immersive listening experience that pairs traditional audiobook narration to complementary music and sound effects. The tempo and rhythm of the score are in perfect harmony with the action and characters throughout the audiobook. Gently playing in the background, the music never overpowers or distracts from the narration, so listeners can enjoy every minute. When you purchase this Booktrack edition, you receive the exact narration as the traditional audiobook available, with the addition of music throughout.Please note: The audio for this title has noise issues at the beginning and end of each file/chapter. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Deaver Brown. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/smag/000856/bk_smag_000856_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Line of Oslo. Eine Wollmischung für mehr Wärme und Komfort während der kalten Jahreszeit..
Welcome back to Paramour Bay as USA Today best-selling author Kennedy Layne continues her cozy paranormal mystery series that will have you brewing up a cup of tea well past midnight... It´s been two months since Raven Marigold discovered she was a witch, and she is handling her situation with grace. Well, if you discount the fact that she caught her blouse on fire and made her cat´s tail go numb for four hours. The bottom line is that Raven is succeeding in her pursuit of this new mystical life she´s been given.Someone must have missed that memo, though. Raven finds herself smack dab in the middle of another murder investigation. Every piece of evidence points to the town treasurer as being the guilty party, but she isn´t so sure the case is that cut and dried.It is then that Raven gets the brilliant idea of using a bit of witchcraft to help out the handsome, young sheriff. After all, what could go wrong with a bewitching blend, an enchanted spell book, and a haunted inn on the edge of town? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Hollie Jackson. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/016577/bk_tant_016577_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Line of Oslo. Stretchmaterial für eine perfekte Passform. A must-have item. Hoch geschnitten.
It´s tough in the consumer world. The good news? The entire basis for how to best shop, spend, travel, bank - essentially all aspects of being a consumer - is fundamentally changing. The power is now in your hands. Do More, Spend Less is your road map to get off the default path, turn the tables on the banks, airlines, hotels, cell phone companies, and retailers, and win the great game being played for your hard-earned cash. This approach has helped consumers on BradsDeals.com save more than $200 million in the last year alone. The book provides tips, strategies, and real-life examples of things Brad has personally done over the past ten years as a professional bargain hunter, including: How to earn five million frequent flyer miles, all on the ground. How Brad stayed two weeks in one of the nicest hotels in Europe for free. The tips and tricks that moved his credit score from 400 to almost 800. The secret discounts that can make new car buying smart. Why you should never buy an Apple product from the Apple Store. How to get a free (0%) 6-figure line of credit to build your business. And much more! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Don Hagen. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/gdan/001061/bk_gdan_001061_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The punishment for vampirism is to be burned at the stake. Necromancers, should they be captured, are hung.I am both.My master bestowed upon my shoulders a monumental task, one that has become my life´s ambition. Should I fail, at least I will burn with a smile on my face, knowing I did not live by my father´s rules, the life he would have forced upon me as his heir.I have brought a legion of slaughter to the foot of the altar where I will soon carve my destiny, and I know more bloodshed will follow. I welcome every drop.Stuart Thaman is the international best-selling author of the highly acclaimed Goblin Wars series, as well as the Umbral Blade series and several horror titles. His latest release, Shadowlith, launched at number-one on the epic-fantasy charts in both Australia and Canada and peaked at number-two in the US. You can catch up with Stuart on Twitter, Goodreads, and his website, and be sure to sign up for his mailing list to get all the latest offers, promotions, and discounts. Currently a resident of Kentucky, Stuart holds degrees in politics and German, and he is currently studying law, though writing epic fantasy and grim horror is certainly his primary passion.The Chronicles of Estria series is a new line of novels based on Ral Partha´s Chaos Wars miniature game produced by Iron Wind Metals. Blood and Ash is the first novel in the planned line, with more to come. Listeners do not need to be familiar with the Chaos Wars universe to enjoy the novel series. Any fan of Dungeons and Dragons, Joe Abercrombie, David Dalglish, or epic fantasy in general is sure to have the time of his or her life! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Melissa Sheldon. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/138884/bk_acx0_138884_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The narcissist makes his companion jump through burning hoops and flames to be in a relationship with him. He constantly wants you to prove that you are good enough for his attentions and affections. He constantly thinks that he is deserving of someone much more perfect than you. If you give up all of your mystery and your secrets, he especially has reason now to discount you or throw you out. After all, he should be with someone who is perfect. This human should have no flaws. They should have no baggage. This person is deserving of his love and attention. You shouldn´t drink. You shouldn´t do drugs. You should get along perfectly with all of his friends, family, and children. The girl must meet mother´s approval, and she must meet the approval of the other family members. You must dress the way he expects his partner to dress. You must act the way he expects you to act. You must provide an impeccable home for him. You must do all chores, including his chores. You must run all his errands. You must budget his money. You must pay all his bills, and pay them on time in the manner in which he would pay them. You must do his laundry. It must be wrinkle-free and folded in a manner in which he says it should be folded. The kids must be raised in a manner that is perfectly in line with his parent´s morals and values. After all, they raised a perfect child, (him). Thus, his children should be perfect, too. You must beat, discipline, or abuse them until they behave in the way that his parents abused him. The narcissist´s partner must prove herself over and over again, but she is never proving herself for anything real. The narcissist always has an out planned, so that it is available to him if ever he wants to leave the relationship. He doesn´t get too attached to his partner in case he wants to leave her. If the narcissist catches wind that she might be planning to leave him first, he will initiate a breakup to preempt her. After all, he does 1. Language: English. Narrator: Nolan Barger. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/092049/bk_acx0_092049_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.